walter white has no chill
"When did you decide to be gay?"
Last week. I woke up and I was like I want to be judged and not accepted by most of society and denied basic human rights. I thought it would be fun to not be allowed to get married and to be called rude names when I’m with the person I love. I mean, who wouldn’t want that?
if youre in a heterosexual relationship like who gets to be the woman and who gets to be the other woman?
The first words out of your mouth are two brothers.
Two brothers drive across America in a kickass car and fight monsters.
Two brothers go on a search for their father and hunt evil things.
Two brothers stop the apocalypse and save the world.
Two brothers, saving people, hunting things.
Two brothers — and the rest is all extra.
The Avengers are every person you see in high school.
The shy nerd
The asshole you just can’t hate
The hot foreign guy
The quiet guy who’s always playing guitar and probably smoking something
His bitchy/bad ass girlfriend (depending on if she likes you or not)
The emo kid that somehow gets all the chicks
And that one cheerleader that EVERYONE knows has a hard-on for the athlete
*makes up for ugly face with semi-okay personality*
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell
can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania
it was formed by sexually repressed Quakers